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Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.
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Andie, you're a bitch.
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Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike.
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Duckie, stop!
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God, Andie, I would have died for you!
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Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!
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I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
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I'm off like a dirty shirt.
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If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
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It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
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It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!
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May I admire you again today?
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Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?
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That girl was, is, and always will be nada!
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This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!