This douchebag tried to...
Desk Officer
I can hear you.
Sorry, uh, a guy tried to rob me and run me over with his car.
Desk Officer
Are you injured?
No.
Desk Officer
Do you want to file a complaint?
No, I want him arrested, it's like attempted vehicular manslaughter, or whatever.
Desk Officer
[sarcastic]
Is it, your Honor? Have a seat, someone will be right out to take your statement.
I also have a picture of his license plate number.
Desk Officer
That's fantastic. Have a seat, someone will be right with you.
