Practical Magic 1998 quotes

12 quotes · 2 characters
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Characters
Sally Sandra Bullock · 7 quotes
Gilly 5 quotes

Most scenes together: Sally & Gilly (4)

Practical Magic quotes

Frances

In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth.

This is only temporary, so don't get comfortable. There will be no chocolate for breakfast, homework will be done after dinner, teeth and hair brushed before bed. (To her aunts) And, as for you two, my children will never do magic. Ever.

Gary

Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?

Oh, yeah. A couple of times.

Gilly

Do you forgive our mother?

Sometimes.

Gilly

Well, you'll never forgive yourself, unless you get up, get dressed and you brush you goddamn teeth, 'cause your breath stinks.

Gilly

We have to ask the aunts to help us bring him back.

No, no they won't do it. Because he'll come back as something dark and unnature.

Gilly

Jimmy is already dark and unnatural! And besides I don't care what he comes back as, as long as he comes back with a pulse!

No Gillian that is not an option, that is not a choice.

Gilly

We have no choice Sally, this is our choice!

Gilly

He wants me, just me. Everyone would be safe. Just let him take me.

Don't die on me, Gilly please, 'cause we're supposed to die together, at the same time. You promised me that, and this is not that day.

Gilly

I hate it here. I wanna go where... where no-one's even heard of us.

I feel like I'm never going to see you again.

Gilly

Of course you're going to see me again. We're going to grow old together. It's gonna be you and me, living in a big house. These two old biddies with all these cats. I mean, I bet we even die in the same day.

You swear?

Gilly

Honey, I need your pocket knife. (cuts her hand and Sally's) My blood, your blood, our blood.

Gilly

You wanna play?

Village kids
(chanting)

Witch, witch, you're a witch!

We have to go to the police. It was self defense.

Gilly

What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?

Village Kids
(chanting)

Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a witch!

You think after three hundred years they would come up with a better line.

He will hear my call a mile away, he will whistle my favourite song, he can ride a pony backwards-

What are you doing?

I'm summoning up a true love spell called amas veritas, he can flip pancakes in the air, he will be marvellously kind, and his favourite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye, one blue.

I thought you never wanted to fall in love.

That's the point. The guy I dreamed up doesn't exist, and if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.