The Taxman One sunflower, embarrasing the Taxman tax.
Played by Donald Moffat 
Popeye (1980) · 61 quotes
Popeye (1980) · 61 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Popeye (1980): in 4 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Popeye (2)
Scenes with The Taxman
4 scenes The Taxman The Taxman You just docked.
I has.
The Taxman Ah ha, let's see here, that'll be 25 cents docking tax.
What for?
The Taxman Where's your sea craft?
It ain't no sea craft, it's me dinghy and it's under the wharf.
The Taxman Ah ha. aah-ha. This your goods?
They is.
The Taxman Yeah. You're new in town right?
If you call this a town, yes.
The Taxman Well, first of all, there's 17 cents new in town tax, and there's 45 cents rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
Uh, who's this Commodore?
The Taxman Is the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.
How come carrots is a dollar?
$1.50. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you $2.00.
All right, there you are. [takes the carrots and tosses Geezil a nickel]
Ah ah. Nope, deadbeat, this is a nickel.
I pays what I feels like payin'! Heh heh heh.
The Taxman You're not up to no good, are you? Because if you are, there's a 50 cent up-to-no-good tax.
The Taxman Plus one sunflower, embarrassing the Taxman tax.
