Principal Kirk
Is Dexter ill today?
Francine
Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
Principal Kirk
I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.
Francine
Oh Mr. Kirk... I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!
Principal Kirk
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane.
