Police Academy quotes
51 total quotesLaverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed
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NO Mon, I'm hungry!
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It was your government that brought us here!
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Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!
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What in the hell are you doing!?!
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Literary works
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Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
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Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.
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Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.
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Proverbs
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I'm on a diet.
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You'll never get away with this, you two-bit s****!
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This is not a spawning pool!
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Hey, wait a minute! My hands are stuck with my head! What the ****?
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Yo, sir!