Police Academy quotes
51 total quotesLaverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed
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Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.
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DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!
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Don't move dirt bag!
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Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
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Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
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Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
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Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
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Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
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Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.
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Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"
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FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!
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You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
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I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.
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Asshole!!!
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Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?