Why didn't you take my call?
Dave Garver Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
Most-quoted character in Play Misty for Me (1971): in 8 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Evelyn Draper (5)
You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.
Scenes with Dave Garver
7 scenes Dave Garver Dave Garver Hello?
Sgt. McCallum Garver!
Dave Garver Yeah.
Sgt. McCallum Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.
Dave Garver Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.
Sgt. McCallum Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Dave Garver When?
Sgt. McCallum A week ago.
Dave Garver Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Sgt. McCallum I just found out about it myself.
Dave Garver Who's in charge down there anyway?
Sgt. McCallum Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?
Dave Garver All right.
Sgt. McCallum Now exactly what did she say to you?
Dave Garver I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.
Sgt. McCallum Uh what else?
Dave Garver I already told you.
Sgt. McCallum Well tell me again.
Dave Garver You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!
Sgt. McCallum You make lousy coffee!
I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.
Dave Garver To spoil what?
What we have between us.
Dave Garver We don't have a goddam thing between us.
Don't you like me?
Dave Garver You're a nice girl.
But who needs nice girls?
Dave Garver I'm kind of hung up on one.
And you don't want to complicate your life.
Dave Garver That's exactly right.
Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
Dave Garver There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.
Tobie Williams Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.
Dave Garver I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Tobie Williams You mean you've given up girls?
Dave Garver Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.
It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
Dave Garver Kind of funny.
Dave Garver Get lost!
Yeah, get lost assholes!
