Jack Sparrow
You've stolen me and I'm here to take meself back. [fight with "the other" captain Jack Sparrow]
Jack Sparrow
Only one person alive knows that move. [kissing "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Always wanted to do that. [takes away the fake beard of "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Hello Angelica.
Angelica
You were the only Pirate I thought I would pass for.
Jack Sparrow
That is not a compliment.
Angelica
Don't worry Jack. I forgave you a long time ago.
Jack Sparrow
For what? For leaving you?
Angelica
Recall that I left you.
Jack Sparrow
[after leading a mutiny on Queen Anne Revenge]
The ship is ours!
Blackbeard
[enters upon deck]
Gentlemen. [takes a shot from a bottle and throws it in front of Jack] I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were... resting. And upon I sudden I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandon their posts without orders, without leave. Men before the mast... and taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
Angelica
Mutiny, Captain.
Blackbeard
Again?
Angelica
Mutiny!
Blackbeard
Aye... mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers; now, we know that answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!
Jack Sparrow
[Responding to Blackbeard's sword, the Queen Anne's Revenge comes to life and ties up the crew] (hung upside down)
Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Jack Sparrow
Hola. Come, little drink?
Angelica
Wine, music, candlelight. I think we traveled down this road before, Jack.
Jack Sparrow
Yes we have. I remember it well.
Jack Sparrow
Oh my dearest Angelica. You and I are as thick as thieves, love. Tell me the rules.
Angelica
Water from the Fountain of Youth. The shimmering tear of a mermaid. Silver chalices of Ponce de Leon.
Jack Sparrow
Aha...
Angelica
With these items...
Jack Sparrow
Yes.
Angelica
With these items you may take all the years of life from another, Jack.
Jack Sparrow
Ey?!
Angelica
You know what that mean. We cannot go alone, you and I. The ritual requires a victim.
Jack Sparrow
That is unfortunate.
Angelica
Yes it is.
Jack Sparrow
I feel my desire of the fountain greatly lessend.
Angelica
But there is something onboard you do want.
Angelica
[after Jack can't open the portal to the Fountain of Youth]
Jack, have you ever seen, with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?
Jack
[when Angelica and Blackbeard lie dying] [to Angelica, handing her the "de Vida" Chalice]
Drink this. It'll give you life. [to Blackbeard, handing him the "Aqua" chalice] You must drink the other.
Angelica
No.
Jack
[She pushes the "de Vida" chalice containing the tear away]
I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.
Angelica
[offering him the chalice with the tear]
You take it, father. For your soul.
Jack
Captain Teach, she is dying. You must save your daughter. [offering Blackbeard the "Aqua" chalice again]
Blackbeard
[points to the "Aqua" chalice]
This one takes life. [eyeing the "de Vida" chalice] This one has the tear and gives life.
Jack
Aye. Hurry.
Blackbeard
[Blackbeard greedily takes the "de Vida" chalice and drinks from it to Jack's dismay. He then turns his attention to Angelica.]
Angelica, save me, my child.
Jack
No.
Jack
[Despite being shocked by Blackbeard's actions, Angelica agrees and drinks from the "Aqua" chalice. As the two prepare for the ritual to happen in near death, Jack stands up and turns around for a brief moment. Soon he shows his cunning side again and turns around to face both Blackbeard and Angelica.]
Wait a minute. In fact it may have been the other way around. [pointing to the "Aqua chalice] This cup had the tear. The other one had the one without it.
Blackbeard
[finding out Jack had tricked him and is being surrounded by the fountain's water]
Trickster! Devil!
Angelica
Father. [finding out her wound on her hand has healed and she is immortal. She faces Jack with anger in her eyes] You Bastard! How could you?!
Jack
Your father saved you! Perhaps his soul is redeemed, aye.
Angelica
[Jack is rowing Angelica to be marooned on an abandoned island. She is tied up and angry at him]
I hate you!
Jack
The bloke who saved your life.
Angelica
The years I possess, stolen from my own father.
Jack
I was only helping Blackbeard do what any father should've done.
