Is that it?
It's not very big.
Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone. Why is it gone?
[pointing the horizon, where the Pearl is]
Is that it there? The Black Pearl?
Yes, there it is. Why is it there? :[Pause, looks at both of the girls] It's much bigger up close.
Jack, you promised to take me for a ride!
I was to be given first ride!
What? You?
[The women start fighting. Jack pours rum on sleeping Gibbs. Gibbs wakes up.]
Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason about why my ship is gone?
The ship? We're on the ship. [Begins to fall back to sleep, then wakes suddenly] JACK! The ship's gone!
[Stopping women fighting]
Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. :[Back and forth between each girl with each sentence, starting with Giselle] Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Yes, of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is, once again, gone! Savvy!?
[Giselle slaps Jack, walks off] [Scarlett slaps Jack, walks off] [Jack slaps Gibbs] [Gibbs glares at Jack and then he and Jack smile at each other]
Take what you can.
Give nothing back.
[Gibbs catches up with Giselle and Scarlett and puts his arms around them]
Tell me ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?



