Cotton's Parrot Parlay? Jack Sparrow William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one. Will Turner No. Jack Sparrow Well then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D., you're not really here! Elizabeth Will, I had no choice. Will You chose not to tell me. Elizabeth I couldn't. It wasn't your burden to bear. Elizabeth Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?