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Young Carl: Oh, by the way, our late night DJ Bob? He just wanted to tell you, "Muddy Waters rocks".
Charlotte: Oh my God, he didn't... He didn't tell you, did he?
Young Carl: Tell me what?
Charlotte: What?
Young Carl: Oh no, you didn't... You didn't sleep with him, did you?
Charlotte: Well, of course I slept with him. Everyone did. He was absolutely gorgeous.
Young Carl: [confused] You're talking about Bob? Bearded, beasty Bob?
Charlotte: Well, I can't speak to the beast part but I can tell you that back then, he was clean shaven.
Young Carl: When?
Charlotte: Oh I don't know. Quit badgering me. [pause] How old are you?
Young Carl: Eighteen and a half.
Charlotte: Well, I guess it would have been nineteen and a quarter years ago. Give or take. [Carl is silent as he realises Bob is his father] There's my boat. That poor man must have been waiting for ages. I'm so glad we got that sorted out, aren't you? [gets on the boat to shore] And tell Mark... you know... that it was a lovely, lovely night.
Young Carl: [appalled] No! No!


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