The Pirate Movie (1982) · 14 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Pirate Movie (1982): in 11 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Frederic (8), Mabel Stanley (8), The Pirate King (3)
Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones!
You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?
Roger.
Oh, Roger I love it.
No, Frederic without a "k".
Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
You'll be hung.
Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.
What's the age of consent around here?
Eighteen.
Good! I'm old enough.
Oh, I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.
"Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.
Well run. For God's sake run!
Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things. It's a real bitch.
Oh, hiding.
My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be the lion-heart troubles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp!
No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made.
Then zip it up!
Drop it, or...
Nuts!
Them, too!
You're not gay, are you?
The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!
What? You mean Zen piracy?
Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked an strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! [to stone statue] Would you, Harry, would you? [to Frederic] Never to know the rich and real wonderous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?
I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!
Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think might even want to marry you.
God, that was a short love scene!
Ruth By the way, was that a definite no back there?
Ruth, I don't want hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?
Ruth Oh, I've been told so.
Ah, but lately?
Ruth Yes, by Sam. 'Course he was drunk.
