quotes

View Quote [after singing "When You Wish Upon a Star", to the audience] Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that. About a wish coming true? Well, I didn't either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.

View Quote [unable to bear the sound of the clocks ticking and Gepetto's incessant snoring] QUIET!! [The sounds immediately stop] After all, enough's enough.

View Quote [after Pinocchio is brought to life] What they can't do it these days.

View Quote [when Pinocchio is locked in a cage] Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse. Be cheerful... [breaks down and cries] LIKE ME!! [Pinocchio begins to sob harder, and a tear falls on his hat] Awwww, take it easy, son. Come on, blow. [Pinocchio blows his nose on the handkerchief] Atta boy. [Jiminy also blows his nose with the handkerchief] Oh, well, it stopped raining anyway.

View Quote A fine conscience I turned out to be!

View Quote Well, guess he won't be needing me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?

View Quote Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.

View Quote [while at Pleasure Island] Pinocchio! [coughs] Pinocchio! There's something phony about all of this. I've got to get him outta here.

View Quote Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smokin'? [pulls the flattened cigar out of Pinocchio's mouth] Playin' pool? [angrily kicks the #8 ball and stubs his toe] OWW! You're coming right home with me this minute!

View Quote Pinocchio? Oh, Pinocchio! [seeing Pinocchio dead] Pinocchi-- [gasps]