I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.
Who with?
A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.
Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.
No I'm not.
And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.
I know you're not.
I'll pick you up at 8.
I'll be ready.
Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.
I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.
Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.
Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?
Jonathan Me?
Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance.
Jonathan Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?
Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often.
Jonathan What do you mean, "naturally"?
Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along...
Jonathan "Moose"?
So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when someone is a little different.
Jonathan Different? How different?
Well... You know. [hesitatingly points to face] Just different.
Jonathan That couldn't be her, could it?
How can you tell?
Jonathan Oh no! Its your moose. Happy Hunting!
If you have to ask, you're missing it!
Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!
Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.
Jonathan Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.
That's what you said when you married that stripper.
Jonathan She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.
We'll just have to try living with each other...
I was waiting for you to make some off-color remark.
Miss Morrow, is that all you have on your mind?
Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half-hour and I'll stick to mine!
At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.
If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Why did I spend a fortune having this apartment done over? Why did I cut myself off from every girl I know? Why does any man destroy himself? Because he thinks he's getting married!
