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The People vs. Larry Flynt

The People vs. Larry Flynt quotes

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View Quote Althea Leasure: Larry?
Larry Flynt: Yeah?
Althea Leasure: Take off your pants.
Larry Flynt: [grins] What?
Althea Leasure: Take off your pants.
Larry Flynt: Why?
Althea Leasure: [shows him the profit sheet] Because I've never ****ed a millionaire before.
View Quote Isaacman: Larry, thousands of people petition the Supreme Court, okay? Thousands.
Larry Flynt: Yeah, and our case is as good as any.
Isaacman: Our case is better than most, you're missing my point, and that is they will never pick you. Because you're a nightmare. They're afraid if they let you in there, you're gonna wear a diaper, or throw oranges at the justices, and they should be, Larry, because in all the times you've gone to the court asking for help, you've never once demonstrated any respect for its institutions and procedures.
View Quote Isaacman: [on the phone] Listen, I'm sitting here with the eminently reasonable District Attorney of the state of Georgia. Right. He's very impressed by your conversion, he wants to cut us a plea bargain.
Larry Flynt: A plea bargain? Because I've found God?
Isaacman: Larry, listen to me for a second: Don't argue with me on this, okay? Just say yes because I've pulled a lot of strings to make this happen.
Larry Flynt: Is he sitting there with you?
Isaacman: Yes, he is.
Larry Flynt: Would you do me a favor? Just tell that miserable old gray-haired bastard to go **** himself, we're going to trial.
Isaacman: Okay, right.
Larry Flynt: Oh, and praise the lord.
View Quote Mantke Clerk: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help yo God?
Larry Flynt: No.
Judge Mantke: No?
Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.
Judge Mantke: Mr. Flynt, you are a handful.
Larry Flynt: I know, your honor.
View Quote Simon Leis: Mr. Flynt, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?
Larry Flynt: It's a picture of Santa Claus.
Simon Leis: What is Santa Claus doing?
Larry Flynt: He's talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis.
Simon Leis: And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?
Larry Flynt: "This is what I've got to ho-ho-ho about."