J, L, M, K, P, O, E, T, X. Eyes like an eagle, ma'am.
Slow down, flyboy. And instead of the bottom, read the very top. Both eyes.
Yeah. C. Sorry, J. [clears throat] C, W, uh, Q, uh, Q
Read the bottom line again, please, but read it right to left and every other letter.
E, X...
X, E.
X, E. X, E, ma'am. Ma'am, I know how this looks.
I'm sorry, Lieutenant. I really am, but Army and Navy requires 20/20 vision.
Oh, I... It's not a problem with my eyes. I mean, I can see. I mean I can hit a runnin' rabbit with a three-dollar pistol. I got a problem with letters, that's all.
Well, maybe after some schooling, you could come back and take the test again.
No, I had schooling. I mean, the teachers just never knew what to make of it, I... It's just letters. I mix 'em up sometimes. That's all. I mean, I just get 'em backward sometimes. Look here. My math and spatial reasoning and my verbal scores are all excellent.
But you barely passed the written exam.
Yeah, but he did pass it. So it's my turn now?
No, you'll wait your turn.
Yes, ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm never gonna be an English teacher. But I know why I'm here: to be a pilot. And you don't dogfight with manuals. You don't fly with gauges. I mean, it's all about feeling and speed, and lettin' that plane become like a part of your body. And that manual says that a guy who's a slow reader can't be a good pilot. That file says I'm the best pilot in this room. Ma'am, please, don't take my wings.
