"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!
James "Droz" Andrews
Jeremy Piven · 16 quotes
Gutter
Jon Favreau · 4 quotes
Mersh
Jake Busey · 4 quotes
Rand
David Spade · 4 quotes
Womynist
4 quotes
Mullaney
Alex Désert · 3 quotes
Pigman
Jody Racicot · 3 quotes
President Garcia-Thompson
Jessica Walter · 2 quotes
PCU quotes
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Afrocentrist
And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy.
B.D.
Well, what I figure they did was they cut out a picture of your head and pasted it on another, different picture. I've done a little collage work myself.
Old Woman
Excuse me. Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
Raji Play Metallica and they will come.
He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!
You participated in a phallus naming?
Afrocentrist
I'm a black man. There's no justice for me here in America. I should be at the front of the line.
Gay Activist Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go.
Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest.
B.D.
America's greatest president.
It's me, Rand. Open up.
B.D.
America's greatest president.
Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
B.D.
A casual shoe for yachting
What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
B.D.
They killed Jesus Christ.
"Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.
Dave #1
This is a total drag.
Dave #2 Just give up, man.
Hey! You made it!
Samantha Yeah! Decent party. I can't believe the naked guy showed.
Naked guy! Excellent butt, now it's a party!
Who's on beer?
Uh, that'd roughly be you gut. I'd suggest kegs; multiple, cold, and domestic.
Jock
Hey, what's up, babes?
Womynist #1
Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock
You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1
We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2
Wait. I think he's offering us a beer.
Womynist #2
Um, yes, we would like... a... beer.
Womynist #1
It's, like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2
Exactly.
Katy What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecelia
Too metal.
Raji Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecelia
Too college radio.
Deeje
My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecelia
Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.
You went out with a white male?
Samantha I was a freshman!
Freshperson, please.