Mayor Humdinger

You know, they call this place Adventure City, but what's so adventure-y about it? The truth is it's boring. Libraries? [drops the library] Boring! Museums? [drops the museum] Boring! Cute little dog parks? [the citizens in awe; sarcastically] Ugh, definitely boring! [taunting Liberty] But don't worry, I’m gonna put the adventure back in Adventure City! When I’m done with this place, you won't even recognize it.