Y'know, my mother always said: "If you want something done right, waste the guy yourself." I'm paraphrasing, of course. You stay here.
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Howard He has an army!
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Paul How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "ne" and "ver". Yeah. You heard me. [in a growling voice mimicking Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove] NEVER!
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Paul No. I-I-I don't drink.
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