Moon-gwang
[Impersonating a North Korean news anchor]
Today our beloved great leader Kim Jong-un, after witnessing the charlatan family video, was unable to contain his shock and fury at their wicked, despicable provocation!
Geun-se
I've missed your jokes, honey!
Moon-gwang
Therefore, our great leader in this age of denuclearization has commanded the nation's last remaining nuclear warhead be driven down the throats of this wicked family!
Geun-se
No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!
Moon-gwang
With their stinking guts serving as the last nuclear graveyard, our dear Leaders wish to denuclearize and bring world peace... Hands in the air, ****ers!... Higher! you scumbag family!
