Mrs. Bird
Batten down the hatches, young'un! There'll be a storm tonight.
Mary
Well, the radio said it was clearing up.
Mrs. Bird
[scoffs]
"Radio"? I feel it in my knees. My knees never lie.
Jonathan
[runs in the room]
Guess what, Mrs. Bird? We found a bear!
Mrs. Bird
Uh-huh.
Jonathan
A real bear from Peru!
Mrs. Bird
Oh, that's nice, dear.
Jonathan
[confused]
You don't seem very surprised.
Mrs. Bird
Oh, I was surprised when they came up with the microwave oven. [glares at a microwave oven] And I still don't trust you.
