Firefighter What's your name?
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John.
Firefighter Your name's Joe-John?
John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
Firefighter You wanna tell me what happened here?
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire.
Firefighter Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...
Firefighter K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!"
Firefighter She said it was an electrical fire.
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
Firefighter Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing] I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background]
Firefighter We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.
