The Opposite of Sex (1998) · 15 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Opposite of Sex (1998): in 4 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Lucia (2)
I don't know how you do it. You're always so nice and so calm. Tom was like that too. It's depressing.
Bill You're nice.
That's how I always felt around you too, like the Baroness in The Sound of Music. While everybody's just singing and climbing an Alp. And I just wanna STUFF THAT GUITAR UP THAT NUN'S ASS! And... ugh!
Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
Bill I don't think it does much for anyone, gay or straight.
Ow, that's pierced! Ow!
Bill Listen to me, you little grunge ****. I survived my family, my schoolyard, every Republican, every other Democrat, Anita Bryant, the Pope, the **** Christian Coalition, not to mention a real son of a bitch of a virus, in case you haven't noticed. In all that time since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote were the only fairies in America, I've been busting my ass so that you'd be able to do what you wanted with yours! So I don't just want your obedience right now - which I do want and plenty of it - but I want your **** gratitude, right **** now, or you're going to be looking down a long road at your nipple in the dirt! Do you hear what I'm saying?
Yes!
Bill Take me to them!
OK, fine, just let me go! Let me go!
Ow, ow, ow, ****! Jesus. You're supposed to be my brother, man!
Bill Hey, I was brotherly, man. Think where else you're pierced. Let's go.
I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
Bill Is that a good idea, for the baby?
Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.
