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The Opening of Misty Beethoven

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Misty Beethoven


View Quote Misty Beethoven: What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?
Seymour Love: There aren't as many Italians in Rome.
View Quote Seymour Love: Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar!
Misty Beethoven: Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napoleon.
View Quote Seymour Love: Misty, never forget the ****. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right."
Misty Beethoven: Who's Hyman Mandel?
Seymour Love: I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.
View Quote Seymour Love: What's your name?
Misty Beethoven: Misty Beethoven.
Seymour Love: Is that your real name?
Misty Beethoven: No. It's not. I took it to sound more important.
Seymour Love: What was it before?
Misty Beethoven: Dolores Beethoven.
Seymour Love: I should have guessed.
View Quote I'm gonna suck your **** like the inside of a ripe mango.
View Quote Ripe mango, take two...