Most scenes together: Daniel Kintner & Susan Watkins (5)
The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your **** job!
What?
If it were not for your job, we would not have thrown our plans out the window, rushed around at the last minute and settled on this fracking trip! We would be at home, in the middle of our hectic lives, which right now sounds like heaven to me. And in a month's time, seven months ago, we would be where we were supposed to be in the first place, and paying less than we are now to be shark bait!
Let's see what he ate. Check it out. [laughs]
What's the yellow thing?
Man, they really do eat anything. I wonder if it works.
Big ones.
Was that a shark?
I don't know. I think it was a dolphin.
No it wasn't a dolphin, because if it was you would be over there playing with it!
Daniel, did you just pee?
Yep.
You're disgusting.
Hey, you said you were a little cold.
Daniel, where's the boat?
It's a good question. [points to two faraway boats, each in a different direction] I guess it's one of those.
You've gotta be kidding me!
It better be one of those.
Well, which one do you think?
I don't know.
No.
So we're in the right spot?
Yes. I'm 90% sure.
90%? Why only 90%?
'Cause the boat's not here.
UNBELIEVABLE!!! THIS IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE! AND THE BEST PART IS THAT WE PAID TO DO THIS! WE PAID TO BE OUT HERE! WE PAID THOSE INCOMPETENT ****ERS TO DROP US OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE **** OCEAN!!! We wanted an ocean view! BOY, DID WE GET IT! Those ****ers! [screams hysterically]
Other people go on vacation and spend their days just laying around. We have a story we're going to be telling for the rest of our lives.
We're stuck in the middle of the ocean!
