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Susan: Daniel, did you just pee?
Daniel: Yep.
Susan: You're disgusting.
Daniel: Hey, you said you were a little cold.
Daniel: Yep.
Susan: You're disgusting.
Daniel: Hey, you said you were a little cold.
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[After minutes of swimming underwater, Daniel and Susan surface. Susan looks around for the boat, but cannot see it.]
Susan: Daniel, where's the boat?
Daniel: It's a good question. [points to two faraway boats, each in a different direction] I guess it's one of those.
Susan: You've gotta be kidding me!
Daniel: It better be one of those.
Susan: Well, which one do you think?
Daniel: I don't know.
[The two wave to one of the boats]
Susan: Did you get us lost?
Daniel: No.
Susan: So we're in the right spot?
Daniel: Yes. I'm 90% sure.
Susan: 90%? Why only 90%?
Daniel: 'Cause the boat's not here.
Susan: Daniel, where's the boat?
Daniel: It's a good question. [points to two faraway boats, each in a different direction] I guess it's one of those.
Susan: You've gotta be kidding me!
Daniel: It better be one of those.
Susan: Well, which one do you think?
Daniel: I don't know.
[The two wave to one of the boats]
Susan: Did you get us lost?
Daniel: No.
Susan: So we're in the right spot?
Daniel: Yes. I'm 90% sure.
Susan: 90%? Why only 90%?
Daniel: 'Cause the boat's not here.
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[yells] UNBELIEVABLE!!! THIS IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE! AND THE BEST PART IS THAT WE PAID TO DO THIS! WE PAID TO BE OUT HERE! WE PAID THOSE INCOMPETENT ****ERS TO DROP US OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ****ING OCEAN!!! We wanted an ocean view! BOY, DID WE GET IT! Those ****ers! [screams hysterically]
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We're stuck in the middle of the ocean!