Omkara (2006) · 33 quotes
Most-quoted character in Omkara (2006): in 12 of its 33 quotes
A line from Ishwar 'Langda' TyagiBewakoof aur chutiya mein dhaage barabar ka farak hota hai. Dhage ke henge bewakoof aur hunge, chutiya. Dhaga khench lo to kaun hai bewakoof kaun hai chutiya, carore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya.
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi A thin line (or thread) separates the fool from the dumbass. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the dumbass. Upon snapping the line it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass, brother.
Zara dhenkhe to sahie dulhe raja ko. Ainkhen!
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Let's see the face of the pretty bridegroom now. Well, I'll be damned.
Tu to bewakoof hain na? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai.
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Surely you are the fool, right? 'Coz a man becomes an idiot only after his wedding.
Mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Mein saccha to teri maa ka khasam
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi If I am a liar, then I am a son of a dog . If I am honest then I am your mother's illegitimate lover
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya. Dhage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay, chutiya. Aur jo dhaaga kheeche lo, to kaund haiga bewakoof aur kaund hai chutiya, carod rupiye ka prasan hai bhaiya.
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Zara dekhein to sahi dulhe raja ke hain. E-Khain!
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod.
Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay.
Rajju Charan kahan hai aapke, Langda bhaiya
Langda Jutiyaan banvaane bhejen hain, #£@% (some incoherent swearing)
Rajju Arey naye baahubali to bade jaalim hai bhaiya
Ye sasoore shaadi ke card kaun baatega?
Langda Arey ye baatega. kyon Rajju?
ye?
Langda Vaise bhi Dolly ki shaadi ka caarad (card) baantne kaa badaa anubhav bhi hai ise
Langda Tu to bewakuf hai, Chutiya to shadi ke baad banega..
Rajju Aji Haan.. (O ya)
Langda Aur teri shadi to honi ni..
Rajju Aji Haan, Chal Jhutha.. (O ya, u liar)
Langda Main jhutha to kutthe ka jaana, Sacha to maa ka khasam bhench@@..
