Bond [Bond and Vijay's car is being chased by Gobinda and his henchmen.]
Vijay, we've got company!
Vijay
No problem, this is a company car!
Played by Roger Moore 
Octopussy (1983) · 12 quotes
Octopussy (1983) · 12 quotes
Most-quoted character in Octopussy (1983): in 7 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Q (2)
Scenes with Bond
7 scenes Bond Bond You wouldn't have a smaller piece of thread than that wouldn't you, Q? [hands Q his coat] Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
Ah, and they missed you? What a pity!
Bond [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back]
What is that?
Magda
That's my little octopussy.
Bond So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda
He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
Bond Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?
Orlov
[enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind]
Leave that! Let's go.
Bond [turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun]
No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?
Orlov
Who are you?
Bond I'm with British Secret Service.
Orlov
[the scene cuts to two Russian soldiers having finished examining General Orlov's car with the jewel container inside the trunk and leaving to do their duty; the scene cuts again to Bond still holding General Orlov captive inside the trailer]
You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.
Bond I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?
Orlov
[grins]
Against whom?
Bond [frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme]
My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.
Orlov
That would be the most plausible explanation.
Bond Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours?
Orlov
Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!
Bond On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.
Orlov
[they hear hoot as the train starts to move off]
It's too late.
Bond You can stop it at the border. [the trailer door opens, revealing two Russian soldiers and Bond, having been caught, kills one soldier and escapes to avoid being killed by the other]
Orlov
[referring to Bond escaping from the Russian soldier, who is chasing him]
Kill him!! Kill him!!
Bond [Bond and Q float in a hot air balloon as Octopussy's troops raid Khan's lair]
I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
It goes by hot air.
Bond Oh, then you can.
You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.
Bond Well, you know what they say about the fittest.
