Ocean's Thirteen quotes

38 total quotes

Danny Ocean
Linus Caldwell
Others
Rusty Ryan
Willie Bank

View Quote Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the theivery world, but even they went off the boil after a while

View Quote Saul Bloom: (Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chub) Well, so far, this establishment is of...Aces!

View Quote Abigail Sponder: [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus Caldwell: You felt it too?

View Quote You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy.

View Quote Willie Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.

View Quote Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

View Quote Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean: [pause] Something that screws up the Grecco?

View Quote Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean: Sure.
Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Danny Ocean: That's right.

View Quote Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? With a bottle of wine?

View Quote Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean: I don't think that is what she meant.
Rusty Ryan: You think?
Danny Ocean: So she dropped the remote...
Rusty Ryan: And I put the towel back on.
Danny Ocean: Well, those are the waters.

View Quote [At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you

View Quote Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.
Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]
Turk Malloy: 24... 22.

View Quote Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.
Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
Danny Ocean: But...

View Quote I'm so deep into Pepperage I am him.

View Quote Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
Danny Ocean: Or the time.
Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.