North 1994 quotes

Ma Tex

We'd like you show you how much we're looking forward to having you as our new son. Ready, Pa?

Pa Tex

Ready, Ma!

Ma Tex

We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be.

Pa Tex

You'll yell "yippee-yi=yo" with the rodeo 'til the day's done.

Ma Tex

Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals.

Pa Tex

Just leave some for me!

Ma Tex

Hey, there!

We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie, 'til your can's bigger than the big ol' Texas sky!

Ma Tex

You'll grow tall and play football, be famous!

Pa Tex

You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, marry Betty Lou!

Oh, North, North! Grow more!

Pa Tex

'Nother rib, son?

Arthur Belt, the rising politician who drafted the bill...

Arthur Belt

Wait! They were talking about me!

Relax, Arthur, pretty soon you'll be hearing your name so much even YOU will be sick of it.

Arthur Belt

I highly doubt it.

North

How does that get me into a good college?

Governor Ho

Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D, and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight As.

North

What are you doing here?

Well, I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.

North

No, I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?

Easter Bunny?

Pa Tex

Careful, son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.

North

Oh, sorry.

No harm done.

North

Where the hell are my parents?

North, did you say the word hell? My, the summer's really broadened you.

North

Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents, and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me, you little asshole!

A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes.  It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.