Percy quotes from No Hard Feelings (2023)

Maddie

It was a long time ago. Who cares?

Percy

I care.

Maddie

I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.

Percy

Of course. That's private.

Maddie

Do you ever have those?

Percy

Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.

Maddie

Tell me.

Percy

You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?

Maddie

Okay.

Percy

I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. [Maddie looks confused]

Maddie

And that made you ****?

Percy

Uh... I did not.

Maddie

How the **** is that a sex dream?

Percy

You asked me if I have intense dreams.

Percy

I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here.

Maddie

Do they come here?

Percy

No, no. They track my phone.

Maddie

Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?

Percy

You're gonna be okay.

Maddie

What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay.

Percy

We're both gonna be okay.