I'm thirty-five years old, just over six feet tall, and weigh 182 pounds stripped.

What is your profession?

My profession? Mmmm, keeping my body fit, keeping my mind alert, and keeping the landlord appeased. That's a full time job.

And what do you do for mankind?

For mankind? Yes, uh, not so much for mankind. But for womankind, my record isn't quite so bleak.