(On the phone)
: Oh, come on kids. Come on, no fighting. Believe me, there is more than one peanut butter and banana sandwich in the world, what did I say this morning? OK.....love you too....no, I don't wanna talk to the dog, bye bye...
Nine to Five quotes
Page 1 of 3(To a hospital tea-lady)
: "I'm a doctor! So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!
Dick (to Judy after seeing Hart tied up): So, that's what you're into now. Bondage. Judy: What's that? Dick: Bondage, S&M, sex games. Judy (thinking fast): That's right. All of it. I'm into everything now get out of here. Dick: I can't believe it! Who is that guy anyway? Judy: He's my boss. Dick: Your boss. You're having an affair with your boss! Isn't that typical?! Judy: Just like you had an affair with your secretary! Dick: But Judy, this isn't you. You can't be serious. Judy: Don't you tell me what I can and can't do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair or play sex games or do M&M's, you can't stop me!
Doralee Is that one of them marijuana cigarettes?Violet: Ssshhh, we don't have enough for everybody, cool it!
Eddie (to Judy, on her first day of work): Lady, you're gonna hate it here!
Hart But why? Why?Violet: Why do you think?Hart: Because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?Violet (grinning): Bingo!
Hospital Cleaning Woman (discovers a dead corpse sitting in a wheelchair in a gentleman's restroom): Hey, Vera! We've got another stiff in the john.
"Oh, this is awful. It's so improper. It's so disrepectful!Violet: He's dead, he doesn't mind!
"We've got to do something!Margaret: Sure, let's all revolt.
Does Violet know about this?Margaret: Not yet, she's down at Charlie's getting drunk!Judy: Well, I'm gonna tell her, this is a disgrace!Margaret: Atta girl!
Where's the body?
In the trunk! Look, all we have to do is get some cement blocks, chain them to his feet and pitch him off the end of the pier and no one will ever know.Doralee: You are crazy! They'll find it, they always find it!Violet: Oh-hoh, crazy am I? They never found Jimmy Hoffa!
Violet! Where're you going?Violet: I'm gonna get drunk!Margaret: Atta girl!
Maria
"Jo's leaving. They won't let her work part time.Margaret: Of course they won't. It would make things too convenient.
Roz Oh, Violet, I haven't heard from you. Did you get my memo?Violet: I did, Roz; I tore it right up and threw it away...I mean, I tore right through it.
Roz Where are you going?Doralee: I need a drink, Roz! I'm taking the rest of the day off.Margaret: Atta girl!