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Security Guard: [is checking Alex's bag] What's this?
Alex Rover: It's for my soup.
Security Guard: Not allowed.
Alex Rover: How am I supposed to open it? With my teeth?
Security Guard: [Holds up Purell] What are these?
Alex Rover: Oh its hand sanitizer, it is an excellent...[stammers as guard confiscates Purell]
Security Guard: Not allowed! I'm sorry madame. No liquids greater than 3 ounces allowed.
Alex Rover: But I...
Security Guard: Next!


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