Alice What's wrong with me? Yvonne Nothing. You're just a little pregnant. Greta One of my friends died yesterday, Mother. Do you mind if I take a few hours off to remember him? Racine Gibson But we're having a party, dear. Mrs. Jordan I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice! Dan Mom? Freddy If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.