“What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish?...” – Bill Blazejowski, Night Shift ... Movie Quotes Database

What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish? Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck! Take live tuna fish...and feed them mayonnaise. Oh this is good. [speaks into tape recorder] Call StarKist.

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