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Samantha Belmont quotes

View Quote You were born with an asshole, Doris—you don't need Chuck.
View Quote This is Samantha Belmont, one-third owner of the Greater Los Angeles Basin, speaking.
View Quote Broadcast over the radio.
View Quote [after her MAC-10 jams during target practice]  See, this is the problem with these things.  Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
View Quote My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!
View Quote Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous.
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