[While looking at herself and applying lipstick in a bathroom mirror in a club]
God, I love this color on me.
Red rum.
What?
That's what it's called. They say women are more likely to buy a lipstick if it's named after food or sex. Just think about it. Black honey, plum passion, peachy keen.
[Sucking on her finger and looking at herself in the mirror]
Pink pussy.

