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Lisa Perkins: So...here we are. Just the two of us. First night in Washington.
Mark D'Agostino: Yup.
Lisa: Listen, you were right about all those things you said to me.
Dags: What things?
Lisa: You know, about...waking up and realizing I've wasted my life studying.
Dags: Studying sucks.
Lisa: I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Dags: You're not gonna study anymore?
Lisa: No; I'm not gonna waste my life.
Dags: Oh, cool.
Lisa: I need to ask you for a favor.
Dags: Sure. What?
Lisa: Well, I've been thinking about this and...I've decided that I don't want to go to college a virgin.
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