Steve Nisser quotes

View Quote Look, even though I'm probably going to get into Yale, doesn't mean that I don't suffer from the effects of teen angst. But I'm here to tell you that drugs and alcohol are not the answers to your problems!

View Quote As student body president, I am proud to bring you this special assembly. So, without any further ado, I give to you, direct from Salt Lake City, the music of High On Life!!

View Quote Now wait just a minute. Have any of you considered the consequences if Principal Moss finds out?

View Quote That's it! That does it! You leave me no choice! As student body president, I am placing you all under citizens' arrest! You are all confined to your rooms until I get Principal Moss!

View Quote Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! PRINCIPAL MOSS!!