[fumbles with shotgun as he prepares to slaughter cow]
Nothin' on here works smooth.
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Lyle Over there in that creek bed I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads.
Lyle I would like to give you this advice that a fellow gave me some years ago. He said, "When an argument arises, if you go outside and take a nice walk, you'll calm down and you can come back, and it won't be an argument. And you'll find that it helps your health; all that fresh air and exercise will do you a lot of good."
Napoleon How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Pedro A couple of days.
Napoleon I wish I could grow one.
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