ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Sister Encarnación: Where are we going, Ignacio?
Nacho: I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."
Sister Encarnación: Well, where are they?
[Nacho looks around.]
Nacho: I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast]
Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio?
Nacho: It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt]
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Nacho: Yes.
[Bums walk by. Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación.]
Nacho: [in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.
[Makes his way to the bums. Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it. Turns to face Nacho.]
Nacho: Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!
[Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación.]
Nacho: Ever seen these moves? [jumps and hisses]
[Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks. Nacho looks confused. One bum punches Nacho.]


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