My Super Ex-Girlfriend 2006 quotes

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Jenny Johnson/G-Girl Uma Thurman · 5 quotes

My Super Ex-Girlfriend quotes

Jenny Johnson

I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!

Hannah Lewis
[Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny]

*HEY*! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH!

Jenny Johnson

Bring it!

Vaughn Haige
[they start fighting]

Yes! GIRLFIGHT!

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Jenny
[after breaking the bed while having sex]

I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.

Matt

A bed or a penis?

Jenny

Both.

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Jenny
[off screen; in a loud yell]

Hey, sweetie!

Jenny
[Matt looks out Hannah's window to see G-Girl hovering in front of him]

I hate you, Matt Saunders!

Hannah
[proceeds to throw a Great White shark into the apartment]

Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

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Jenny
[as they're floating up in the sky]

I've always wanted to try this.

Matt

Try what?

Matt
[Jenny unzips his pants]

That. Wow. I'm not sure that's gonna work up here. It's drafty, too.

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