My Little Pony: Equestria Girls 2013 quotes

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My Little Pony: Equestria Girls quotes

Spike

Those are my girls! Woo-hoo!

"Brawly Beats"
[confusingly surprised along with the students]

Did that dog just talk? Whoa. Weird.

Spike

Seriously? The talking dog is a weird thing about all this?

Human Rarity

I, for one, think you're adorable.

Spike

Oh, yeah.

Twilight Sparkle

You see—

Pinkie Pie
(rapid fire)

You’re from an alternate world and you’re a pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don’t work anymore and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don’t get the crown tonight, you’ll be stuck in this world and you won’t be able to get back for like, a really, really long time! [squee]

Rainbow Dash
(Twilight's jaw drops, Spike's jaw also drops.)

Yeah. I’m pretty sure that isn’t the reason.

Spike

Nope, she’s pretty much spot on.

Rarity

HE CAN TALK?!?!

Spike

Oh, yeah. And back where I come from, I’m not even a dog! I’m a ferocious, fire-breathing dragon!

Fluttershy
(Shoves Rarity aside)

This...is...so...amazing! Tell me, what are you thinking right now?

Spike
(She smiles widely; Rarity's jaw drops.)

Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears.

Rarity

Gah...

Spike

Uh...maybe later.

Twilight Sparkle

How did you know all that?

Pinkie Pie

Just a hunch.

Twilight Sparkle
(Last lines; after Twilight runs into Pony Flash Sentry)

Who is that?

Princess Cadence

He’s a new member of the castle guard. Flash Sentry, I think. Why? Do you know him?

Twilight

Not exactly.

Applejack

Ooooh, somepony’s got a crush on the new guy!

Twilight Sparkle

No. No, I don’t.

Rarity
(gasps)

She does! She absolutely does!

Twilight Sparkle

Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t even know him. He just—

Pinkie Pie
(rapid fire)

Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar and was in a band and helped prove you didn’t destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for Princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance, Right?!

Twilight Sparkle
(Long pause)

How did you know that?

Pinkie Pie

Just a hunch.

[In a Youtube Poop esque video about Twilight]

Twilight Sparkle wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. But what does it say about our school if we give someone like this...such an important honor?