(drunk)

You're wondering what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?

Yeah, something like that.

Well, Egypt is in my blood. [shows picture in locket] You see, my father was a very, very famous explorer. And he loved Egypt so much, he married my mother, who was an Egyptian and an adventurer herself.

Yeah, I get your father, I get your mother. [points to Jonathan] I get him, but what are you doing here?

[offended]

Look, I...I may not be an explorer, or, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am!

And what is that?

I...am a librarian! [drops to her knees] I'm going to kiss you...Mr O'Connell.

Call me Rick.

[Grins]

Rick. [leans in closer but passes out]