Mr. David [going through someone else's wallet]
What ugly children they have!
Played by David Lochary 
Multiple Maniacs (1970) · 18 quotes
Multiple Maniacs (1970) · 18 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Multiple Maniacs (1970): in 8 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Bonnie (4), Lady Divine (3)
Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, ****, **** and pimps know no bounds! They have commited acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!
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1 quote Mr. David Scenes with Mr. David
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How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth!
Mr. David She is not! She's an auto-erotic acomprophasiac and a gerontophiliac and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.
Yes and I can start immediately. I have this great act all worked out, with this great old man in his late 70s and his mirror, well, actually he's my --
...and we used to have kind of a thing together, and I heard about this show and I thought what an ideal setup, I mean!
Get her out! Get her out of here! How can you flaunt your cheap little one-night-stands in my face, especially at a time like this!
Mr. David, I have to see you again! I want to perform acts with you! Now!
Mr. David You know that's impossible.
Oh please, please! Oh, god! God damnit!
And how about you, Mr. Angel? How about your being an accomplice and how about Sharon Tate? How about that!
Mr. David [putting his head in his hands]
I told you to never mention that again!
No one has been near my private parts... except for this old lady I met on the bus.
Mr. David You've been lying all long.
Oh no, no I haven't Mr. David. It was just she was so old I felt bad for her. I only let her... well, you know. It was no big production or anything, it was on the bus and all.
Mr. David, am I better than Lady Divine?
Mr. David Different. Just completely different.
Mr. David So you finally turned ****, well, I'm not surprised!
****!? Look who's talking, all peroxided up!
