A character in Mr. Mom (1983)

Caroline quotes from Mr. Mom (1983)

Teri Garr

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Mr. Mom (1983): in 3 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Jack Butler (2)

Scenes with Caroline

3 scenes
Caroline

Do you want to go over the list one more time?

No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.

My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.

Caroline

Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?

Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?

Caroline

Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.

Caroline
[Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out]

I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?

[Eating pizza before going]

I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.

Caroline
[Jack leaves the room]

Well, you should take pride with some of that FAT, Porky!
[Caroline slams the door]

Ron
[Caroline has shot Jack in his fantasy]

Wow! What did you use? A .38?

Caroline

.38... .39, whatever it took.

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