Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend Well, you know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. Way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want? Larry Joseph Burrows A little excitement would be nice. Larry Joseph Burrows Why is it every time you break into your boss's office, he always walks in on you? Niles Pender Lose something, Burrows? Larry Joseph Burrows Something tells me I have. Larry Joseph Burrows 35 years old, and my life is shit. Mike the Bartender Can't be all that bad. Larry Joseph Burrows It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.