Spare him, my lord Raiden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television.
Mortal Kombat (1995) quotes
Page 1 of 3Hey, mister. You're in my chair.
Hi, Johnny.
Oh, Master Boyd.
I can see that the press is still giving you a hard time.
Yeah, they think I'm a fake.
Johnny, you are one of the best martial artists in the world, and I can help you prove it.
Prove it? How?
A tournament, "THE" tournament. [Hands him an invitation] It's held once a generation. The best fighters in the world are invited. You win the tournament, you win their respect. They'll tell the whole world, that you're the real goods.
So, how do I...
There's a boat, it leaves Pier 40, Hong Kong tomorrow, be on it.
Don't worry, I've got a plan.
Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!
Yeah, well you forgot good-looking.
Hey, pal! When the ship comes in, could you put these on board?
You want me to carry your luggage?
Yeah. I pay money, you carry the bags, or is that too complicated?
No... [takes money out of Cage's hand] I got it.
Good.
Huh. Thank God I didn't ask him to park the car...
Kitana went this way... I can smell her perfume.
I don't smell anything.
I smell something... Bullshit! [starts going down another way, followed by Liu Kang; Johnny mockingly mimes Sonya before following]
We got a guy with things comin' out of his hands, we got another guy who freezes stuff, and then there's a man, who as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity. I mean, how did he disappear like that? What is goin' on here? Who is this guy?!
Let's just think this through. There is a rational explanation for all this.
He's Raiden, god of lightning and protector of the realm of Earth.
Oh yeah, there's your rational explanation!
Where do you get these guys?! And the press says I don't know how to do this stuff.
Cut. All right reset people. We're back in 15 minutes.
No, I'm not doing it again!
What do you mean you're not doing it again?
I mean I'm not doing it again!
Johnny, it's the last shot of the picture. Where are you going?
I'm going to my trailer, I'm gonna get a gun, and I'm gonna shoot myself for being in your movie!
See, me...l believe in a fair fight. You know, one-on-one, man-to-man...hand-to-hand. Just like what my daddy taught me. But what I saw up there was not very fair.
That's Kano.
Forget about Kano. Who's the other guy?
So then he freezes this guy, right? And then he explodes. l could see his guts and everything. [eating] Almost lost my lunch.
Disgusting.
What I wanna know... if this Shang Tsung guy's so great, how come he's got such a crummy-looking boat? Ah, anyway, guy gives me the creeps. [mimicking Shang Tsung] "Treasure... these... moments!"
That was his intention. Shang Tsung is a great sorcerer. The wise cultivate his favor. Those who challenge his power become his slaves.
Yeah? Well, I haven't seen any of them around.
You fool. You know nothing. He enslaves souls. He learned the black arts from the Emperor himself.
You're some kinda royalty too, right?
I am Goro! General of the armies of Outworld, and prince of the subterranean realm of Shokan.
Subterranean? What's that, something like underground?
Yes... Something like that.
Yeah, well, I'm kind of an underworld boss myself. [Goro glares at him before he begins to smack the cup spilling his drink] Well... I mean, back home.
How lucky for them... "back home".
It's true, Prince Goro. Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? [motioning to Kano] Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.
Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind. Now when do I get paid?
After you have fought the girl. But remember, she's not to be harmed only humiliated. [sinisterly smiling] I have special plans for my beautiful Sonya.
To what do we owe the honor of your visit, Shang Tsung?
I have come to warn you that Kung Lao's descendant is competing in the tournament. You must handle him carefully.
I saw this Liu Kang in the Hall. He'll pose no problem.
This is no time for foolish pride! We've never been this close to absolute victory, which is why I've come to warn you of another danger...Princess Kitana.
The Emperor's adopted daughter? Why should I worry about her?
Princess Kitana is 10,000 years old, and the rightful heir to the throne of Outworld. But she must not be allowed to join with the forces from the realm of Earth, especially...Liu Kang.
What's so special about you?
I don't know.
The Emperor will not tolerate failure...and neither...will...I.
I DO NOT FAIL!!!
Let's get outta here.
What?
What is it?
We are not...alone.
[Shang Tsung motions to the guard to begin their search for the chosen heroes]
Face your worst fear.
I'm not afraid of my destiny. Face me!
Liu.
Chan? It can't be you.
Rayden sent me, to help you.
You're not really Chan.
Remember when our parents died? You promised you'd always take care of me?
I remember.
It's my turn to take care of you. Come with me. I forgive you for letting me die.
...It wasn't my fault.
Brother?
No. Chan chose his own path. Every man is responsible for his own destiny. [full of resolve] Shang Tsung killed my brother!
YOU'RE MINE!!![Liu Kang gets pummeled and Shang Tsung held him by his hair with an angry mocking look] The Chosen One.
I am The Chosen One.
You hear your slaves, sorcerer? [the souls fly off from both sides of Shang Tsung's Body] You have lost your power over them. They have risen up against you. Free Them!
They are mine... forever!
All those souls and you still don't have one of your own. I pity you, sorcerer.
Save your pity for THE WEAK!
Surrender, it's over.
NEVER!
Flawless victory.
If I did not believe in you Liu Kang, I would not have helped you. In the Black Tower, you will face three challenges. You must face your enemy. You must face yourself. And you must face your worst fear.
Stay where you are. Will you interfere with the tournament and betray our emperor? In his great wisdom, Mortal Kombat can not be won by treachery.
How dare you speak to me about treachery?
Your ignorance will lose you for all time the keys to the realm of Earth.
Very well. Johnny Cage! I challenge you!
No! You'll fight me. I am Liu Kang, descendant of Kung Lao. I challenge you to Mortal Kombat. Do you accept, or yield?
I accept. Leave us. I will take care of this impudent mortal myself.
I had enough of this. I'm going to find my brother's killer at the tournament, with or without your consent.
He isn't ready, my lord, and we lost so much time.
I know, but there's no one else.
Where are you going?
After Shang Tsung.
You can't go after him. Don't you remember what Raiden said?
Yeah, well, he didn't say anything to me. Shang Tsung knows where Kano's hiding. [goes on ahead]
You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...
It's not her mind you're admiring. [follows after Sonya]
It's true.
GET OVER HERE!
Challenging Goro, eh? You weren't supposed to fight him now. Are you that eager to die?
I'm not the one who's gonna die.
I see. You're very foolish. A true sign of a hero. You want to protect your friends, but make no mistake; they too will die, after Goro destroys you.
So what's the problem?
As you wish. As absurd as your request is I shall grant it. In return, I reserve the right to challenge the winner myself... or another of my choosing. In a place designated by me for the final battle of the tournament.
You got it, pal.
I don't think so!
Too late, Lord Raiden. The rules are quite clear. lt's... How do you say? [smiling chillingly towards Johnny Cage before leaving] "A deal's a deal."
What have you done?
I made a choice. This is our tournament, remember? Mortal Kombat. We fight it!
Good. At last one of them has understood.