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Loretta: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession.
Priest: What sins have you to confess?
Loretta: Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.
Priest: Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?
Loretta: You mean the one where I once slept with the brother of my fiancee?
Priest: That's a pretty big sin.
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